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Anyone hear this joke?
It’s a joke, not a riddle, so only a little brain strain here. You have to figure out the punch line.
For many years, Hyster has been a center point of production of fork lifts, or fork trucks for others. Indeed, their machines are very well thought of.
But what some wouldn’t know is that, two years ago, Hyster started another project, one that would revolutionize the industry and make lifting of heavy things on pallets even easier. This project was codenamed the “One California” project, for their center in California.
However, the stamp on the project was too long, so, in an effort to make it fit, they shortened “one california” by turning the word “one” into its numerical equivalent and shortening California to the 3 word abbreviation.
And then someone put the newly stamped sign on their prototype. The CEO looked at it and exclaimed “We’ll be the laughing stock of the industry with this. Nobody would dare take us seriously.”
Care to guess why? Feel free, and then explain.
Hint. The stamp all went on one line, with the company name first.
Hint 2: Both the name of the company and the shortening of California were stamped in entirely capital letters.
Is their something wrong with this resume? Cause I swear to God I can’t get a job!?
Jullien Miranda
No:. 281 260 0393
Houston Texas
WORK EXPERIENCE
2006 – 2009: Weatherford International Jar Technician / Lead
Responsibilities include tearing down and assembling jars to company standards while maintaining good quality as well as quantity. Responsible for testing dirty jars upon arrival from the field; draining jars, dissembling jars and tagging parts. Responsible for carrying out visual inspection of Jars and parts and performing mag particle inspection. Trained in maintaining constant alertness for any flaw in parts, recognizing defective parts and reporting any such findings to shop foreman or service manager. Responsible for steam cleaning and wire brushing all parts; setting torque springs; filling parts with oil; pressure testing and assembling Jars; testing complete/assembled jars; painting jars and putting jars in stock. Responsible for maintaining an organized work area throughout the shift and for replacing any hand tools to their proper locations at the end of shift. Responsible for operation of stationary overhead crane to lift, move, and position loads, such as machinery, equipment, products, and solid or bulk materials and parts using hoisting attachments.
2004 – 2006: Volume Millworks Welding Apprentice / Assistant
Trained in welding machines including Tig (AC and DC) and Mig welder. Ability to weld milled steel, aluminum and stainless steel. Operated 4.5 and 7 inch angle grinder, manual vertical band saw, pedestal grinder, manual milling machine and various clamps and fixtures. Assisted TIG and MIG Welders in welding, brazing; and thermal and arc cutting. Cleaned work pieces to remove impurities such as slag, rust and grease using wire brush, portable grinder, hand scraper and/or chemical solutions. Responsible for properly connecting hoses from hand torch to oxygen and fuel gas cylinders, and cables from power source to electrode holder and work-pieces or fixtures. Moved work pieces, tools and supplies, manually or byhandtruck. Lifted, moved, positioned, held and/or clamped work pieces and components to table, jigs or other positions by using hoist, electric crane, jacks, shims, pry bars, wrenches, hammer and/or wedges. Placed work pieces into furnace to preheat for specified time. Operated gasoline engine to activate electric generators. Assembled and tack-welded steel frames and other component parts of machinery and equipment in preparation for final welding. Measured and marked locations for metal components on assembly table. Verified position of metal components in assembly using straightedge, combination square, calipers, and ruler. Removed rough spots from castings with portable grinder and hand file. Removed, tagged and marked finished work. Attached grappling equipment to objects in preparation of movement. Moved assembly to storage area using a gas or electric powered forklift.
2003 – 2004 Time Warner
Receiving Clerk / Order Filler
Using both a barcode-reading scanner and manual data entry on computer, kept records of all goods received. Accepted deliveries, sorted packages and prepared receipts for customers or delivery personnel. Noted time of incoming delivery and condition of content/product. Transferred data to appropriate departments and moved / routed damaged goods to the proper office.
2003 – 2004 Stewart & Stevenson
Shop Hand
Operated gas and electric forklifts to stock materials. Loaded transport vehicles. Kept record of daily operations. Kept work area clean. Other duties as requested.
EDUCATION
Certificate – Forklift Operator/Driver Trained and certified to drive/operate forklifts (including diesel, electric, gas or petrol powered trucks equipped with fork attachments) in order to shift/stack bales, cartons, containers, crates and pallets of goods in areas such as warehouses or docks; move raw materials and finished goods to processing or dispatch areas of factories; storing goods in correct area of a warehouse; loading transport vehicles making sure loads are evenly and securely placed; servicing/making minor adjustments to the forklift; keeping a record of daily operations. 2005
American CPR Training
Certificate – Safety Oriented First Aid and CPR Trained and certified to recognize first stages of victim unresponsiveness and to perform initial assessment, resuscitation and chest compressions (CPR), as well as to deal with minor emergencies such as cuts, abrasions, burns and hypothermia.
2006 Eisenhower High School Diploma – General Studies
General 12th grade curriculum such as Social Studies (principles of Government, Democratic Ideal, Urbanization, Tax and Finance); Science (Physics, light & optics, relativity/force); Language Arts (English & world literature, mass communication, radio & television); Math (Calculus, Algebra, Probability and Statistics).
What is this part called, to a New Holland LS180 skid steer loader?
It is kinda a box with a spinning mechanism for an auger to drill holes. I cant find the name for this part.
How much can i sell a 2003 Caterpillar 262 SKID STEER LOADER for? Does anyone want to buy this Caterpillar?
I am looking to sell my Caterpillar 262 skid steer. I have used it before but i don’t need it any more and i would like to sell it for a reason able price. The hours are not really high and it does have good quality breaker. Also i would sell it with a bucket and a fork if anyone is interested. The bobcat its sell is in mint condition and everything is working properly. If anyone is interested in buying my Caterpillar please email me.
